A few things I've learned over the years

1. Never bend over in front of a Republican.
2. If you're going to get into politics, make sure words will never hurt you.
3. When you are prioritizing your goals, always keep golf towards the top.
4. Always look forward, particularly when you're walking.
5. LIfe is not set up to be fair. It is set up to be challenging.
6. Each of us must come to understand God in his or her own way. No one can do this for you. Otherwise, you would come to know God from the outside in rather than from the inside out.
7. Dumb only looks good on a blonde.
8. Men's butts turn into bellies.
9. Never pay cash when you can charge it.