SPEAKING OF GOLF BOOKS

Here's a beauty. Equally helpful from the duffer to the pro. From the table of contents:
Chapter 1-How to properly line up your fourth putt.
Chapter 2-How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
Chapter 3-How to get more distance from a shank.
Chapter 4-When to give the marshall the finger.
Chapter 5-Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.
Chapter 6-Crying and how to handle it.
Chapter 7-How to find that ball that everyone else thought went into the water.
Chapter 8-How to get your spouse to care about the eagle you got on the fifth hole.
Chapter 9-When to let a foursome play through a twosome.
Chapter 10-How to persuade your group that a mulligan is clearly allowed on the first hole, and a    do-over on each consecutive hole, as long as you buy everyone a beer at the end.
Chapter 11-When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.
Chapter 12-How to explain a 74 score when you  have a 17 handicap.
Chapter 13-When are the right conditions for having a beer before 10am.
Chapter 14-The proper style for throwing a club.
Chapter 15-When to regrip your ball retriever.
I wish I could say I was the author, but I'm not. This is going to be a big one.