Wakes, Golf Balls, and Whiners

I love it when people complain about wakes on a lake.  Tiny tsunamis, eroding their property into oblivion. Frankly, I think they have a point. They should have never expected that, buying or building a house on a lake.

Likewise, we have people who complain about their home being hit with golf balls on the various courses. And people actually walk onto their property to retrieve a ball. I personally think this is quite callous and rude. Anyone buying or building a home on a golf course should not have to put up with this type of behavior.

My answer to such inexplicable bad behavior on the part of boaters and golfers is to hit them right where it hurts. No more boating on the lakes. That’s it. No boats, no wakes. The property owners will be happy, the fish will be happy, and the boaters will be gone.  Likewise, the end to dents in the siding, broken windows, and trespassers is to kick the golfers off the courses. The homeowners will be happy, the deer will be happy, and the rude golfers will be gone.

You can thank me later.