- the right-wing got its wish and everyone turned white? Would the world than be pure?
- it was discovered Jesus was a homosexual? What a mess that would be.
- one and one ends up not being two? My first grade teacher would have to apologize to me. I always figured it was three.
- someone said they were you and could prove it? If someone said they were me, they could have me.
- you were terminally ill and in so much in pain you wanted to die? Sorry, you're going to have to toughen up.
- we no longer needed the military? Would we still make bombs? How would 4 star generals become 5 star generals?
- everyone quit smoking? Would they still make cigarettes?
- you went to the hospital but couldn't get help because you had no insurance or money? Would you still vote for Romney?
- someone hit you while you were dating them? Would you still marry him or her?
- they discovered sex to be a fatal disease? Would we......Oh, forget it.
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