Five Things You Can Always Count On
2. On a bus, train, plane, the person sitting next to you
will always be a moron.
3. When washing socks, one always comes up missing. (I saw
the little bastard that takes them on a commercial the other day.)
4. As soon as the warranty is up, it will break.
5. When you’re super hungry for, willing to die for,
willing to kill for, that one special treat you like to indulge yourself with,
they will be out of it.
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