Thursday, October 25, 2012

Five Things You Can Always Count On

1. Your taxes will always go up.
2. On a bus, train, plane, the person sitting next to you will always be a moron.
3. When washing socks, one always comes up missing. (I saw the little bastard that takes them on a commercial the other day.)
4. As soon as the warranty is up, it will break.
5. When you’re super hungry for, willing to die for, willing to kill for, that one special treat you like to indulge yourself with, they will be out of it.

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