Thursday, November 15, 2012

Cheap Advice That Would Have Cost You $100 an Hour in My Former Life

  • Never say anything you mean. You'll only live to regret it.
  • The single most important thing in marriages that last is not love, but a strong need to always be wrong.
  • Insanity is nothing more than a minority view of reality.
  • Fear cripples many a healthy person. Remember this wise old saying: The only thing we have to fear is---the guy hiding behind the couch.
  • Talking is way overrated. Try listening.
  • There is a mental health diagnosis for every human problem. This in itself is insane.
  • There is a medication for every human dilemma. This is what is commonly referred to as the profit motive.
  • Never take advice from a counselor whose life is more screwed up than your own.

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