Thursday, November 1, 2012

Inspirational Messages From The Naked Dancing LLama

  • Sleeping is better than sex. At least you don't feel guilty about doing it alone.
  • Silence does not always need to be filled.
  • They say clothes make the man. I say clothes allows him to hide behind lies.
  • Be careful whose toes you step on. They may be connected to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow.
  • The higher you travel up the road to financial success, the further you get away from yourself.
  • If you are going to dance, don't mess around with the polka. 
  • Study very carefully anyone who wants to make you money.

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