Peever's Tidbits of Information

• I get all my information from The Naked Dancing Llama.
• A little effort and fortitude are sometimes as good as praying.
• Never hire a surgeon named Bubba.
• When you are down and out and can't seem to be able to get anything right, become a politician.
• The further down on the scale of humanity humans go, the more religious they become.
• Never bend over in front of a lawyer.
• The more money people have, the less civil they become.
• If you want to look good in an election, hire a pollster. And give them a list of people they should call.