Signs You're Developing a Drinking Problem
- You can't remember which sex you are.
- The toilet seat keeps hitting you in the head.
- Mitt Romney makes sense to you.
- Your mail starts arriving at your favorite bar.
- Your favorite beer is Any.
- You wake up in the morning and wonder who the person is sleeping next to you.
- All your friends are bar friends.
- You think bartenders are really smart.
- You're certain the sun comes up in the West.
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