Thursday, November 15, 2012

Some Proposed New Labels for Alcohol

  • Consumption of alcohol may cause stupidity.
  • The result of drinking this product may be pregnancy.
  • Consuming this product may make you believe you are Superman. Please, do not leap off a tall building or take on a locomotive or pick a fight with anyone named Bubba.
  • Use of this product by minors may cause them to act like adults.
  • Consumption of this product may make you believe four inches is actually ten.
  • Excessive use of alcohol may make you pee your pants.
  • Before drinking, remember, the life you destroy drinking to excess may not be just your own.

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