- Consumption of alcohol may cause stupidity.
- The result of drinking this product may be pregnancy.
- Consuming this product may make you believe you are Superman.
Please, do not leap off a tall building or take on a locomotive or pick a
fight with anyone named Bubba.
- Use of this product by minors may cause them to act like adults.
- Consumption of this product may make you believe four inches is actually ten.
- Excessive use of alcohol may make you pee your pants.
- Before drinking, remember, the life you destroy drinking to excess may not be just your own.
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