- I once peed over the edge of the Grand Canyon. The height was not near as bad as the fine.
- I once ate a dog treat by mistake. It looked like jerky. It wasn't really bad.
- I have run for public office.
- A buddy and I went into a gay bar by mistake one time. Interesting.
- I did pay a guy to do some work before he did it. He never did it.
- I have gone the wrong way down a one-way street. I claimed my wife
was pregnant and about to give birth, but the officer clearly saw
through that explanation, particularly since I was the only one in the
car.
- I did play a golf course backwards. It didn't help my score.
- One thing I do know: Drinking tequila makes you stupider than usual.
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