- I've never peed on an electric fence.
- I've never bought a boat.
- I've never ridden one of those mechanical bulls.
- I've never gone anywhere early or late because of the time change.
- I've never at more than one whole pie at a sitting.
- I've never watched a soap opera.
- I've never read Enquirer, or other grocery store tabloids.
- Ive never bought a gun thinking it would make me safer.
- I've never gone into a restaurant, ate, and walked out without paying. At least not knowingly.
- One thing I'm proud to say I've never done: I've never voted Republican.
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