Some Stupid Things

• Piercing, pennies, and political conventions.
• Fat-free, no sugar ice cream, non-alcoholic beer, and holes in donuts.
• The federal government, state government, and local government.
• Gambling, gossip, and gadgets.
• Lawyers, meteorologists, and proctologists.
• Brussels sprouts, liver, and Limburger cheese.
• Reality TV, soap operas, and talk shows.
• Sun roofs, spoilers, and 4-wheel drive.
• Push-up bras, spiked heels, and edible underwear.
• Right-wing, Republican, Christians.