- You haven't gotten out of bed for a month and a half.
- Taking a bath or a shower is no longer on your list.
- The only person you smile at is the pharmacist.
- Winning the lotto would only make you worry more about what you were going to do with all that money.
- You feel sorry for people who are happy.
- Sunshine makes you cry.
- Sleep is better than sex.
- The only thing you get dressed up for is a psychiatric appointment.
- Choosing between a toothache and a party would be no contest.
- You're not sure who is President, Obama or Romney. Either way, you're still depressed.
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