Thursday, November 22, 2012

Things I'm Thankful For This Thanksgiving

  • I'm thankful I wasn't one of the Native Americans the pilgrims poisoned.
  • I'm thankful the American public is finally paying attention to who they elect to Congress.
  • I'm glad I'm not a turkey.
  • I'm thankful for my family and friends. 
  • I'm thankful that I learned somewhere along the line that killing your enemy is not the way to find peace. It only pisses them off.
  • I would be extra thankful if people would start using their brains to think for themselves rather than listening the "talking heads" or irresponsible politicians.
  • I"m grateful I was raised as a Democrat. Otherwise, I'd have killed myself by now.
  • It would really be something to be thankful for if George Jr., Dick Cheney, and Karl Rove were put on trial for crimes against humanity.
  • It would be a wonderfully thankful Thanksgiving if our troops returned home this holiday season. Alive.
  • I'm thankful Obama won the election. Life with Mitt would not have been on my thankful list.
  • I'm thankful I didn't die 12 years ago from staph infection in my chest. Otherwise, I'd be dead now.
  • I'm thankful for our new home and new friends. I only wish some of them were liberal, progressive, Democrats. I guess you can't have everything.
So there! Another Thanksgiving. Praise be to Christ, Allah, Buddha, The Great Spirit, Yahweh, or whoever you worship. Pass the turkey, dressing, mashed potatoes, and I'll have a big piece of pumpkin pie. Diet starts tomorrow. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

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