Thursday, November 29, 2012

You Might Have Lost Touch With Reality If:

  • most of what's currently happening in the world makes sense to you.
  • you think people are after your money, in spite of the fact that you have none.
  • you thought Romney would win the election. He didn't have a prayer. Not even a Mormon one.
  • you think joining the military is a good deal.
  • the guy or gal sitting next to you, who really isn't there, is starting to look good to you.
  • while driving, you have a sudden attack of courtesy.
  • you understand someone who is talking in tongues. This also applies to understanding politicians and most ministers.
  • you think all that plastic surgery is going to make you younger. It only makes you a freak of nature. Or actually, a freak of a doctors making.

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