- I need to upgrade my memory.
- I would like a doll that looks like Boehner. With pins.
- I could use some underwear. Mine are all cruddy.
- For my right-wing, Republican, Christian acquaintances, how about a
new Bible. Not the King James version. They need something a little
lighter.
- I would ask for world peace, but what's the use.
- Just one more thing. How about at least one more year? Come on
Santa. I want to become a total ward of the state, what with social
security and Medicare. And please, don't let the scrooges, or stooges,
take them away. I'm getting used to this.
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