- Blame it on the monkeys. If that don't work, blame their cousins, the politicians.
- It could be the fluoride in the water.
- I personally think things started going to hell when Jack Benny died.
- Wal-Mart.
- Too many people. Not enough disease.
- Perfumed toilet paper. Makes even assholes smell good.
- The decline of intelligent sperm.
- The increasing gap between the rich and the poor. And the rich and the richer.
- If you take the creation story literally, it's time to rewrite it.
- When it's all said and done, I think Noah should have left the
animals on board and thrown himself over. That would have been a big
break for the Earth.
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