How to Cultivate a Spiritual Life

• Attend church irregularly.
• Spend more time practicing good. Get rid of the racial talk and jokes. Give up the idea that your way is the only way.
• Rather than collecting possessions, collect friends.
• Don't believe everything you her, even if the messenger is wearing a collar, a robe, or a designer suit. In fact, be especially skeptical if they're wearing any of these.
• It is better to approach faith inwardly rather than outwardly. That way, you can own what you find rather than buying or borrowing it.
• If you think your God is bigger and better than mine, how about letting me see you walk on a bed of red-hot coals, as a sign?
• If you're practicing right-wing, Republicanism, get out. It's a cult. You been brain washed. Assuming you started with one.
• We are each fashioned after the Divine, which I interpret to mean we each have a touch of the Divine in us. We should treat ourselves and one another accordingly. Thus sayeth the Gospel According to The Peever.