Merry Right-Wing Christian Soldier Christmas

The selective use of Christianity by the Church of Right-Wing Christian Soldiers is spreading faster than the flu here in Arkansas. For these Christian Soldiers, the Ten Commandments have been whittled down to two: No abortions, and don't engage in gay sex. They serve tea for communion. These new Christian extremists apply their new found Christianity here at home and around the world, to meet their undeveloped primal needs. Christ has been cut out of the equation, replaced by right-wing Republican politicians, who continue to lead this group further and further away from Jesus. I'm not sure whether to put up a Nativity scene this holiday season or a flag?