- Please, no personal checks.
- Dear Santa. I think all Americans should have equal health-care. The same as the Congressmen get.
- How about hooking up your sleigh and bringing home all the troops.
- Please do not deliver any guns this year. All the nut cases will be
building their arsenal, worried about gun control. Give them water guns,
maybe a BB gun.
- I could use a new car, but I suppose that's asking too much.
- An inflatable doll that looks like that girl that waits tables down
the road would be good. One that don't get a headache or laugh when I
undress.
- That's about it. Don't come down the chimney, it's too narrow. Just
knock at the front door. The dog might bark, but he won't bite.
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