- If it looks like a donut, smells like a donut, feels like a donut, and tastes like a donut, don't let a cop see it.
- The older you get, the more likely it is you'll forget to pay.
- A hole in the center of a donut is clearly not for the customer's benefit.
- Republicans never eat donuts with sprinkles on top. Way too risky.
- Never buy a paper until you see if someone else did.
- Never discuss same sex marriages.
- The men love to talk about sex. The women love to talk about anything else.
- Donuts have no redeeming qualities, which is probably why they taste so good. Remember, "A donut a day keeps the oatmeal away."
- It doesn't get any better then that first cup of coffee in the
morning, a good maple long john, and friends that you can rely on to
disagree with just about everything you say.
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