- Holy Crap! What are you guys doing down there?
- Heart attacks are my revenge for eating my animal friends.
- Keep hiding behind closed gates. I'll get you.
- With hurricanes, earthquakes, fires, tornadoes, terrorists, and
Congress, are yo sure you want to take my name out of the Pledge of
Allegiance?
- I made man before woman to give him time to make up an excuse.
- Keep your words soft and sweet. You never know when you're going to have to eat them.
- Peever, your sole purpose in life is to peeve people off.
- Sure I get angry. I made you in my image, didn't I? Mistakes anger me.
- If you walk by a person on the street who is hungry, homeless, alone, needs assistance, guess what?
- The Garden of Eden, and Noah's Ark are examples of mythological
stories that have appeared in every culture since the beginning. Don't
be stupid.
- Here's the thing: Of all the creatures in the universe, you guys had
the most promise. Now I'm thinking you have to stop procreating.
Everything else will fall into place.
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