Learned Sayings From The Naked Dancing Llama

• It takes a village to raise a stink.
• In the Spring, things begin to grow. I can only hope.
• Mother Nature is capable of enormous blinders. Just take a look in the mirror.
• Money is at the heart of all politicians.
• Hiding behind gates will not help your heart to grow or keep you any safer.
• Trying to keep people from using drugs is not for the faint of heart.
• I could have danced all night, providing you with but a glimpse of the miracles endowed on The Naked Dancing Llama.