SOME DEFINITIONS

• Republican: A Republican is a person who loves big business, and is willing to finance them with our tax dollars. Republicans tend to favor war and s strong military. They dislike helping those in need. Most Republican politicians are more interested in being re-elected than they are in governing. When left to their own devises, a Republican will always screw you. Never bend over in front of one.
• Democrat: (see Republican).
• Conservative: While liberals tend to look forward, a conservative prefers to look backwards for answers to today's problems. Yesterday looks so much better to them than today or tomorrow. Being a conservative is not necessarily bad, it just seems like such a waste of time.
• Liberal: A liberal most recently has been a person who is trying to behave like a moderate Republican, but who isn't very good at it. Today's liberals hate to be called liberal. You can't blame them. Who would want to be labeled as being against capital punishment, war, torture, being pro-choice, supporting separation of church and state, speaking out against poverty injustice, corporate greed, racism, sexism, and fighting for a sustainable environment? No one seems to want any of those things on their political record.
• Idiot: An idiot is a person who does dumb things, but not so dumb of a  thing that they would be considered a nit wit. You can work with an idiot, but you have to use real simple words, like, Hello, Mr. Congressman, or You are a director of what?
• Stupid: Stupid refers to the simplest of dummies. Many people do stupid things. Not all of them are necessarily stupid, but probably.
• Nit Wit: This is a person who is not to be confused with an idiot or someone who is just plain dumb. A nit wit is really dumb. Death sentence dumb.
• Moron: A moron has passed by being an Idiot, just plain stupid, or being a nit wit. A moron has all those traits, plus the fact that we can't be sure they are human. Most right-wing, Christian, Republicans would be in this category.
• Right-wing, Republican, Christian Soldiers: A right-wing, Republican, Christian Soldier generally is white, Christian, male, a Republican over the age of 50, and quite possibly has had a lobotomy at one time or another. Right-wing Christian Soldiers believe the Bible to be the one and only true word of God, Christianity to be the only religion eligible to get you into Heaven. They read the Bible literally, except that part which talks about coveting your neighbors ass, and all show signs of having been potty trained in a rather harsh manner. When you cross politics with religion, you get aright-wings Christian Soldier, capable of the most idiotic notions know to humankind, like stem-cell research being bad, or war being noble, or abortion being immoral. Moronic things like that.