The Joy of Gardening

• I can grow anything bigger than you.
• Creeping Charlie is really kind of pretty.
• Rabbits never eat weeds.
• I like those $40 rocks that you can buy for your garden. They engrave them with words like joy, love, peace, welcome. I just magic marked a few of my own. I went with "die rabbits," "grow, you stupid vegetables," and "Stay out of my garden, deer." Mine somehow seem more practical.
• My garden seems to need a lot of water in the summer, right when we don't have any.
• Arkansas gardening is very difficult. There is no top-soil. Nor is there any bottom-soil.
• Ends up, the farmers market is much cheaper.