How Screwed Up Is This Country? Some Clues:

• A gun is easier to obtain than a drivers license.
• You can get more votes in an election and still lose.
• As the world becomes smaller, so does our brain. This seemingly helps explain the phrase "cool."
• When you demand that the poor be helped, you're called a socialist. When you demand that the rich be helped, you're called a Republican.
• We call bombs "smart," and it's possible to be killed by "friendly fire."
• We keep electing people who haven't got a clue what's going on.
• Looking for a better country? Try improving yourself. Don't worry about the other guy. Worry about you.
• We kill people who don't agree with us. Sounds to me like murder.
• Fear. Fear. Fear. Everyone is afraid. The terrorists have won. You don't think so? Check your gun cabinet.