HOW TO KNOW IF SOMEONE'S BEEN REBORN

* They can't talk about anything else. At least anything else that makes sense.
* If they can present a bill from the obstetrical department of heaven.
* They think Charlton  Heston is really Moses.
* Pat Robertson makes sense to them.
* They're offended when you question a virgin birth, which frankly I think is quite possible.
  I once used that very theory. Her mother didn't seem very convinced.
* It doesn't seem right to have to be saved more than once. This is a one strike your out deal.
* No one can tell these people anything about the Bible. They seem to understand its exact   meaning. The world's greatest theologians are no match for them. Why these theologians spent so much time in school when they could have just been saved is beyond me? Seems like such a waste of time.
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Still, in the end, each of us must walk our own path. Should your journey waver because of anything said in opposition, or any skepticism shown by others, it is time for you to look back to where it is you are going. Forward is not an option.