How to Know if You Have a Drinking Problem

• If you keep falling down when you drink, you may have a drinking problem.
• If they know your first name at the liquor store, you may be going too often.
• If your only friends hang out at the bar, you probably have a problem.
• If alcohol tastes better than water, watch out.
• If you think you get smarter when you drink, you better hope you're wrong.
• Waking up with a person you don't recognize is never a good sign.
• They say wisdom comes with age. That don't work with alcohol.
• A drink a day they say may help, particularly those with heart problems. A drink means one or two, not gallons or wine bottles. One 12oz beer, one 6 oz glass of wine, or one shot of 80 proof booze. Try to remember that, although it's probably getting more and more difficult for you. To remember.