How to Measure The Integrity of a Person

• Does the person keep their word? What is a person good for, if not for their word?
• Integrity involves being in the moment. When talking to the person, are they listening, or are they preoccupied with their own thoughts and agenda?
• Is there any false fronts being displayed? Like a low cut blouse with a push-up bra, or a sock or potato in the crotch area? These are sure signs of falsies. Integrity demands up-front honesty.
• Can the person look you in the eyes? Failure to do so is a clear sign that something is missing. Perhaps lack of character, or worse, poor potty training.
• Is the person in question living a congruent life? Integrity demands living as honest a life as one possibly can. Do their words match their actions?
• If all else fails, keep a one month measurement of their nose. As the nose grows, so goes the diminishment of  their integrity.