Cereal was terrible expensive when my kids were young. Then it got cheaper, after a consumer revolt. Now it's back to expensive. Here is payback. Some Peever favorites:
Meaties: The breakfast of carnivores. Tiny morsels of beef, lightly frosted.
Christian Flakes: A tribute for those of you who are worried about The Rapture. You may not be able to count on God saving you, but you can for sure count on these Christian Flakes. They're simply Divine.
Fried Crispies: Tiny tidbits of anything that crawls.
Drearios: A low key cereal with a depressing aftertaste.
Tricks: A sweet tasting cereal, only for men.
Frosted Mini-Feet: Someone had to find something to do with all the chicken feet.
Prune Jacks: Keeps you moving.
Cocaine Peebles: A bite sized pick-me-upper. Throw down a bowl and hang on.
Golden Grams: Measured energy in every bite. It's high time you tried some.
Lucky Arms: Hands above the rest. Doubles as finger food.
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