Let's See If You Can Get a Handle On This

• If politicians didn't take special interest money, the art of making wishes come true would be lost.
• I hear all the right-wing Christian soldiers are taking up a collection to buy God a gun. They just can't decide what kind She'd like.
• Adults wonder why kids act the way they do. Look in a mirror.
• When you look at all the money spent on school districts, you have to wonder why a student wouldn't know the capital of Vermont.
• No matter how many so called terrorists are killed in Iraq and Afghanistan, it still ain't going to make it right.
• With the recent legislation passed in Little Rock, Arkansas is working hard to become the most stupid state in the union.