Oxymorons

• I always thought this was a funny use of words: military intelligence.
• Have you ever had casual sex?
• How can you be half naked?
• Impossible-Republican Party. They ain't got a clue how to party.
• There's no such thing as soft rock.
• Never believe a politician when he or she talks about a temporary tax increase.
• Have you ever heard anyone give an unbiased opinion?
• How can you be legally drunk?
• Or have a sanitary landfill.
• I hear a lot of politicians saying this is our only option.
• Most days I'm clearly confused.
• Here's a good one: congressional wisdom.