* You wake up in the
morning, you're eventually going to have to take a dump.
* If two men are talking,
sex will eventually enter the conversation.
* You cannot make a profit
without cheating someone.
* A politician will never
answer a question directly.
* Anyone claiming to know "the truth" is probably trying to sell something.
* "The truth is plain to
see," has blinded many a person.
* Truth is not in the eye
of the beholder, it's in his or her mind.
* "The truth will set you
free" has resulted in a lot of dead people.
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