WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AN AMERICAN, BY TODAY'S STANDARDS

• We follow the government blindly, no matter where it leads us or how badly we get screwed.
• You are not to question what the military does. That would be unpatriotic and you might be deemed a terrorist.
• Thou shall not bow down to any graven image, short of the flag.
• God Bless America-to hell with anybody else.
• Buy, buy, buy. Consume, consume, consume. After all, you're entitled. You're an American.
• Better to be a patriot than a poet.
• Corporate profit at the expense of the individual.
• America. Love it or leave it.