Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Why Old is Better Than Young

  • All the fantasies should be over.
  • Sex is no longer the main issue. Staying alive is.
  • Old makes you eligible for universal health-care.
  • You can say anything you want and blame it on old age.
  • Old has a certain dignity about it, even if it doesn't look so good.
  • They say it is good to listen to the wisdom of the elders. Well, you be the judge.

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