Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Proposed Warning Labels for Alcohol

� Consumption of alcohol may cause stupidity.
� The result of drinking this product may be pregnancy.
� Consuming this product may make you believe you are Superman. Please, do not leap off a tall building or pick a fight with someone named Bubba.
� Use of this product my cause a minor to act like they are an adult.
� Consumption of this product may make you believe four inches is actually ten.
� Excessive use of alcohol may make you pee your pants.
� Before drinking, remember, the life you destroy by excessive use may not be just your own.

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