- I'm thinking of turning Republican. It's like a bad case of jock itch. Why fight it?
- Rush Limbaugh is starting to make sense to me. The other day he said
Obama was a socialist. I've been thinking the same thing myself.
- All the illegal immigrants should be sent home. I've been wanting to
get a job cleaning motel rooms for a long time, but they won't hire
me.
- The best that I can make of it, only Christians will be meeting in heaven. The others are heathens.
- I think we should get in some more wars. Gives everyone something to do. And it really helps our economy.
- I'm going to get myself a drone, so I can keep track of what the neighbor is up to. I promise I won't shoot anyone.
- Speaking of guns. Thank God for the NRA. I have twenty-five guns and 10,000 rounds of ammo. Come try to take my things.
- I'm sure glad Arkansas elected a Republican state legislature. It
feels good to be living back in the 1850's. Life was so much simpler
than.
- Too bad Mitt didn't win.
- The rich deserve government subsidies, including tax breaks. The poor add nothing to the economy but drag it down.
April Fools!
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