What I've Learned From the Internet

• I apparently need a bigger penis.
• I can borrow money in seconds, get a credit card in minutes, and buy anything imaginable, and charge it all to you.
• You can get the news instantly. This is both good and bad. Now I know every damn stupid thing that happens, like the guy in Ohio who peed on a power line. 
• There are no rules. No one has figure out how to enforce any. I'm in favor of that, although you need to be careful who you quote., or what story you pass on. 
• Women are always making advances toward me. They must really be hard-up.
• You no longer have to talk face to face with anyone. You can be anybody, or anything, anytime you want to be. Being anonymous doesn't help truthfulness.