Friday, May 3, 2013

$125 Worth of Advice For Free

* Trying is lying.
* Never look for an excuse. Admit it if you are wrong.
* Don't get too down on yourself. That's what you have friends for.
* Never go to a counselor that has more problems than you.
* Medications can help, but it will cost you in the long run.
* Talking is way over-rated. Try listening.
* The best bull-shitters make terrible spouses.
* Never marry for love. It won't work.
* Fear is the worst crippler. It incapacitates many a person. It requires getting over the worst thing that could possibly happen to you: death. Once you get to there, nothing can scare you.

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