New Infringements On Our Rights

• A new 5 minute waiting period before you can purchase a missile launcher.
• Cab drivers have a right to ask you to frisk them.
• Free speech now costs 99 cents a minute.
• If you are not prone to follow, you are suspect.
• Silicone has been added to the "dangerous chemical" list. A lot fewer women are flying.
• There is no longer a free press. It has been bought by corporate America.
• No need for further elections. Corporations pay to have people represent them in Congress.
• "We are all created equal" has been removed from the Bill of Rights. It was believed to have been a proof-reading error.
• Freedom of religion now means free to be Christian. Preferably right-wing.
• Women can no longer control their own bodies. This of course is not new. It is just being reaffirmed.
• You have a right to a speedy trial is no more. 
• Innocent until proven guilty is now guilty until proven innocent.
• You can no longer pee behind a tree. Someone will see it on a camera.