* If it looks like a donut, smells like a donut, feels like a
donut, and tastes like a donut, don't let a cop see it.
* The older you get, the more likely it is you'll forget to
pay.
* A hole in the center of a donut is clearly not for the
customer's benefit.
* Republicans never eat donuts with sprinkles on top. Way too
risky.
* Never buy a paper until you see if someone else did.
* Never discuss same sex marriages.
* The men love to talk about sex. The women love to talk about
anything else.
* Donuts have no redeeming qualities, which is probably why
they taste so good. Remember, "A donut a day keeps the oatmeal away."
* It doesn't get any better than that first cup of coffee in
the morning, with a group of friends who you can rely on to disagree with just
about everything you say.
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