SUNDAY MORNING

Reasons to start your own church:

• You're not only a member, but you can be the Supreme Being.
• The government is dumb enough to call you a non-profit.
• I would make a few more commandments, like having to say "bless you" when someone sneezes, or endorsing same-sex marriages.
• The government will give you money to do charitable work, like trips to Paris or Italy. 
• The T-shirt concession alone would be worth it.