TEN OF THE WEIRDEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN

1. Rush Limbaugh
2. A klan rally.
3. A squirrel riding on the back of an armadillo.
4. The Jim Rose Freak Show.
5. A group of priests protesting an abortion clinic, as though they could possibly understand.
6. I saw an alien once that looked like George Bush, Jr.
7. I thought I saw God on a piece of toast, but I think it was drugs.
8. Coming up over the hill, I swore I saw Bigfoot. Ended up it was just my friend, who is 6'8" and weighs 300lbs. He was dressed for church.
9. Some things are scary weird, like the Arkansas State legislature.
10. Not much happens that is very normal anymore. It all seems weird.