HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MEMORY IS GETTING BAD

• You can't remember who you last were.
• You keep forgetting where you hid the bottle.
• You look in a mirror and wonder who is looking back.
• When you get up to go to the bathroom, you keep getting lost.
• You wonder who those people are in your billfold.
• You would gladly send birthday cards to your children, if you could only remember who they are.
• Just because you can't remember something does not necessarily mean you have Alzheimer's. Keep telling yourself that while they're signing you into the nursing home.