New Year Revolutions

New Year's is a good time to make some changes. Recommit. Redo. Step up. Talk the talk. Walk the walk. To make a long story short, it's time to get off our asses and move forward.
Some of my New Year Revolutions:  2014
     1. I hope the President gets with it. I hate to have to start a revolution. I'm getting to old for that crap.
     2. I would like for Hot Springs Village to turn Democratic, become for liberal, more diverse, more human.  But I doubt that's going to happen. Not without the above revolution.
     3. I hope the economy gets better for the poor. i.e. more jobs, better pay, universal health-care, but I doubt any of those things will happen, not without the above revolution.
     4. This New Year, I'm going to start playing an instrument. Maybe a tambourine. For Hire: Mr. Tambourine Man and The Revolutionary Troubadours. 
     5. Exercise is a must, as is eating better. Two things get in my way: laziness and fried chicken.
     6. Someone asked me the other day if I was ready to meet my maker. I said no, not if I'm expected to be dead at the time. Besides, I got a revolution to start. I don't think that was the answer she was expecting. 
     7. I'm thinking of starting a soup kitchen. A lot of people are hungry around here. Words aren't very filling.
     8. I'm hoping to start my second book, I just can't come up with the title. I'm thinking of The Bible, by The Peever. Surely that copyright has run out.
     9. I'd like to dump all the tea-baggers and their tea bag talk into Lake Ouachita, but I hate to pollute it.
   10. Well, anyway, Happy New Year's. Remember, if you drink, don't talk.