- All the fantasies should be over.
- Sex is no
longer the main issue. Staying alive is.
- Old makes
you eligible for universal health-care.
- You can
say anything you want and blame it on old age.
- Old has a
certain dignity about it, even if it doesn't look quite as good.
-You've been around long enough to understand that anyone in a white, long-sleeved
shirt and tie is either after your money or your soul. Or both.
-Old gives
you certain privileges that the young are denied. Like a discount. Or sample Depends.
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