Wednesday, January 22, 2014

HOW TO SPOT A RIGHT-WING, CHRISTIAN, REPUBLICAN

*  Look for glowing, red eyes.
* They'll be describing Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Bill 0'Reilly as Saviors.
*  Look for the funny smirk, which indicates the pleasure they get out of screwing you.
*  They may be wearing a white sheet disguised as a white shirt.
*  The ring on their cell phone plays "Onward Christian Soldiers."
*  Since they haven't evolved, they may look a bit rough. Sort of like a jackass.
  *  Yell out,  "Hillary For President," and watch them start to twitch. (Warning: You may want to have a straight jacket available. This one can easily get out of hand.)

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