* Look
for glowing, red eyes.
* They'll
be describing Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Bill 0'Reilly as Saviors.
* Look
for the funny smirk, which indicates the pleasure they get out of screwing you.
* They
may be wearing a white sheet disguised as a white shirt.
* The
ring on their cell phone plays "Onward Christian Soldiers."
* Since
they haven't evolved, they may look a bit rough. Sort of like a jackass.
* Yell
out, "Hillary For President," and watch them start to twitch. (Warning: You
may want to have a straight jacket available. This one can easily get out of
hand.)
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