Thursday, January 2, 2014

SUGGESTIONS FOR NEW WARNING LABELS ON ALCOHOL

Consumption of alcohol may cause stupidity.
• The result of using this product may be a baby.
Consumption of alcohol may make you temporarily believe you are Superman. Do not try to fly or try to beat up anyone named Bubba.
Use of this product by a minor may make you think you’re an adult.
• Consumption of alcohol may make you believe that 4 inches is actually 10.
• Excessive use of this product may cause you to pee your pants.
• Before opening, remember, the life you destroy by excessive use may not be just your own.

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