I WOULD HAVE TO SAY, ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL, WHICH THEY SELDOM ARE, THAT THE WORLD IS PRETTY SCREWED UP

• We still celebrate Columbus Day long after we realize he didn't discover America. It had already been found.
• A gun is now as easy to obtain as a drivers license. You don't even have to take an eye test, although an IQ test wouldn't hurt.
• When you demand that the poor be helped, you're called a socialist. When you give that money to the rich, you're called a Republican.
• As the world becomes smaller, so does our brain. This seemingly explains the phrase, "cool."
• While I'm not technically opposed to same-sex marriages, I don wonder what the benefits are?
• We call bombs "smart" and it is possible to be killed by "friendly" fire.
• We keep electing people who haven't got a clue what's going on.
• The rich just keep getting richer, and we, we just keep getting it. You can't be much dumber than that.